March 2012
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
looooooooool
February 2012
♡ Happy 11 months to my boyfriend and I! ♡
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just four more inches of hair left to grow to finally be satisfied with my hair lol
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...
– Unknown (via fawun)
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
Anonymous asked: Are you Indian?
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anya-xo:
When your parents make a facebook, don’t add them as a friend holy shit.
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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One of my goals for this year:
Train myself to eat and enjoy spicy food.